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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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