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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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