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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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