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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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