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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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