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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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