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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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