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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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