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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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