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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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