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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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