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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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