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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠

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