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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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