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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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