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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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