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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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