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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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