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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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