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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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