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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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