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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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