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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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