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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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