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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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