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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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