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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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