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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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