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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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