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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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