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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦
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