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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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