Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.