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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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