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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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