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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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