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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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