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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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