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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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