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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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