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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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