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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍
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