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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗
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