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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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