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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
had their beloved pet
parrot 🦜
Luke Skywalker
eaten by
…
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a crocodile 🐊
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a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cow 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
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