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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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