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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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