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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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