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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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