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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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