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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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