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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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