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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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