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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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